Its weird the kind of 'Publicity' these pigs r getting these days (No Offense..Swine being piggy)..no but seriously...this disease..it has a technical name (school ka naam) H1N1 2009 and also a pet name (Ghar ka naam...bole to pyar wala) Swine Flu :-D that is funny :):) Heeheehee..my PJ sense is improving..am I proud of that or what ;-)
No but on a serious note, I wasnt too sure that the situation actually is so grave..not until I learnt that a kid from my school (Can't get over the fact that I have left it ages back now, still have the connections there!!) has caught on the virus..this is real, as are the 'precautionary advices' coming from all sources..esp from home...let me pass on a few...esp when people are so closely following the whole thing..with the PMO officially saying that they would follow the Swine Flu cases on a daily basis!
* Stay away from crowded places: Please shut the offices for sometime and give everyone paid holidays!
*Stay away from firangs/Desi Firangs: Firangs categorising the originals and desi Firangs the 'I am an Indian with an American Passport'
*Use Tissues and NOT cotton 'Hanky':Am sure all the 'Ba's and Parvati's' are in for a shock!
A few more.. But I guess, I just love this 1:
*Cover your nose/mouth, as you sneeze/cough: Get your basic etiquettes right boss and there will be no more swine :D
Long live pigs...and Humans...in a 'virus free' world :)
P.S: Jokes apart, it is a grave situations and we must all take the precautions..
Just take care!
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i second u completely!..to prevent urself from resting in ur grave too early, u need to act on this grave situation right away..
hey one observation here..i think people all over are feeling more alive than before, actually..the pigs have done what even the terrorists/anthrax/lame lung xrays on cigarette packs/george bush couldnt do, instill this fear of death in everybody..till now it was always 'it cant happen to me..', but now, even a slight discomfort in the throat n u google whether its the flu..the deepest concerns and desires are coming out, slowly but surely..n i say this by personal experience..maybe its because we all know what kinda country we live in, only miracles help things like these from 'not' spreading..imagine, schools denying whether their students are infected, a guy in hyderabad boldly walking out of a quarantine ward because he was bored there..the health officials had to 'beg' him to come back!..times like these u wonder how effective gabbar's belt would have been..one flick of the belt in the air n u'll have healthy-all-life people coming out n getting themselves checked..but no, we're the only country right now whoz increased its expenditure on the 'Incredible India' campaign to woo more n more firangis to come here n infect us all!..
why dont we get it, this is our first n only chance to give it back to them!..they discrimated us all these years, they still do..but now its time for us to turn our back on an englishman/aussie/anybdy wth an unnatural tan..i hope therez a firang who sits with me on my flight to delhi this week..will be so much fun looking at him and putting on my mask, jst to rub it all in his face!..:)..nothing better to bring back the patriotism in me eh!..
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